Unlike the porn you guys like to watch, a gloryhole is not some kind of swanky, upper class affair. Rather, the formula is rather less elaborate and more disgusting than you have been led to imagine. Yes, an innocuous hole is drilled in a restroom stall, but it’s never the upper class, clean restrooms like you see on the gay porn. Instead, it’s a filthy rural truck stop replete with bugs and stains in unexpected places which are, in fact, feces. This is the scene into which you will be unceremoniously thrust, hands bound and shackled to the splintery glory hole.
Now, you will be sucking dick. But that’s the point where the similiarities to your erotic dreams end. These guys won’t be truckers with oiled muscles. Instead, they’ll be your average, backwoods, inbred gay yokel. The old lady think’s he’s with the possum-huntin’ buddies, the possum huntin’ buddies will think he’s in the next trailer park over with another girl who’s dress size can be expressed in dozens, and there he’ll be, going “hyuk hyuk hyuk” while he thrusts his unwashed dingdong into your mouth without a hint of delicate grace.
Such is your life.
