You must think you own the world just because your dick barely protrudes past the fat pad on the days when you can actually get your fat gut out of the way to reach it. Guess what – nobody gives a shit about your little dick, except for maybe our teenage mistresses. To them, a little dick and the loser attached to it are still fairly novel, owing to the fact that they are young and haven’t spent a lot of time looking at penises because most of them were in school. They might be amused by it, and if you’re lucky you might even warrant a chuckle of a giggle.
But let’s face it, the world is so saturated with fat shitheads like you that it won’t be long before all you’ll get is a jaded sigh and a bored teen mistress. So you better act fast, you definitely want your small cock to be among the first that our teen phone sex mistresses ever see. Otherwise, you might as well go with someone older.
